Getcho Pretty Ass Over Here Gurl!

For the first time in nearly seventeen months, I actually admired the beauty of another girl. That doesn't mean I'm gay either, it just means when you have a gf sometimes the beauty of another woman seems to be blocked out by the beauty of your loved one. Yesterday, was just a different story. I was simply zoning department F (Toys) and at first I saw her from a distance, like everything else faded from the picture except her. However, I was thinking she was going to another section of the store. With that in my head, I resumed rebuilding the destroyed TOYS department. Then I heard her ask me "Do you work in this area?" I looked up and here was a light skinned girl around my age. The skin tone was just delicious. I mean I love dark chocolate but I'm down with mocha as well. Anyways, to make this story short and not too long she needed help finding some golf clubs and a bike. Obviously she called earlier that day because she told me someone (me) had put some golf clubs on hold for her. I told her it was me and they were up front. She asked me how much they were and I told her $199.99 but there are also some children's ones for $89.99. She asked me if it really made a difference and I was honest with her and I told I didn't really think so, but the $199 comes with more clubs. She then wanted to know which balls (not mine) were the cheapest. I showed her some for $6.99 and she was like "Damn, I'm already payin' $200 for some clubs, they need to come with some balls." I laughed with her and agreed. I mean that really is the least they could offer. But the reason these clubs were that much is because they were PINK for breast cancer. Then she told me that a while back when she came to the store, there was a blue bike that was $55. At first I was thinking WTF? But since she seemed nice and deserved my service, I did some investaging to find this bike. Now me and her finally spotted the bike all the way on the top rack. Too high for me to scan or retrieve, so now I had to get the WAVE (a machine that is used to get items from tall places) So after getting the machine I go up and scan the bike and boy was this chica lucky. The bike was only $19.98! That's a clearance price...but honestly the bike was technically salvage. Salvage means it has been purged out of the system and is suppose to be shipped off to either be damaged or donated to a charity. But since she was so nice and patience with me, I told her the price and she happily accepted it. That put a smile on her face. After that I escorted up front with the bike to make sure they honored her the $19.98 price but on the register it was going to ring up $0.00 and she ain't gettin' it for free now. LOL, but as I walked up front with her, every glance I took at her she had like the biggest smile on her face. I'm assuming the smile was either because: A) I gave great guest service. B) She thought I was cute C) I gave her a good ass deal D)All of the above. I'm seriously leaning towards D) but that's just my ego speaking. The main reason I didn't shoot my Scorpion Spear at her is because I'm still in a relationship. I was proving my loyalty. But I just want everyone to know this: Just because you've chose your meal, doesn't mean you can't continue to look at the menu. GOOD NIGHT.

~TM-1