Thursday, February 26, 2009

The Peter Parker Blog Color Scheme Theory


Decided in celebration of my new shoes, I should be like Robert Freeman and sing the new shoes song. Hah! Nah I joke I joke I kid I kid. But in all seriousness I feel like it was time to switch up the color scheme to some a little more colorful. I'm off that purple stuff and now it's time for something a bit more colorful. Spidey's hanging outside my window right now with a thumbs up approval for this one. It's 8:20 and I'm pretty bored right now but I could be doing many things right now. Here's the list rollin' on 24s!

  1. Finding a cure for cancer.
  2. Fixing my car!
  3. Going to work a 2 hour closing shift @ TARGET...
Okay that was my fake list...here's the real list of potential achievements I could be unlocking...

  1. Playing Street Fighter IV and unlocking Gouken (Ryu and Ken's sensei) and Seth (the most annoying boss of all-time)
  2. Playing Gears of War 2 with Mr. Asshole Bitch aka BlackPhoenix843 bka Charles Wilder
  3. Typing up Chapter 16 of The Life and Times of WHS 2 (haven't updated that story since Sept. 2k8
  4. Playing Super Princess Peach (easiest Mario platformer ever...well so far)
  5. Studying...lol
Eventually I'll do something, but right now I'll just zone out while I'm listening to the Afro Samurai OST.

~TM-1

SB Dunk-A-Licious!


eBay has served its purpose in improvement my kick game. These are some Nike SB Dunks and these are called Spiderman Edition, simply because it has Spidey's color. Red, blue and black. These shoes usually cost $89.99-$129.99 but today I got them for $69.99. Ordered them on Sunday, received them today. Maybe I should shop eBay more often...

^_^

~TM-1

P.S.- I need a haircut...

My Dream Car


I bet I could always parallel park wherever I wanted for the rest of my life in this beaut. Okay, let stop lying this isn't my dream car but you've gotta admit this is a badass monster truck.


Ah, there we go. This looks way better than that big ol' truck. I'm very fond of Toyotas, especially their model named Celica. I've seen a couple every now and then and they are drop dead gorgeous. Like if I was a male car, I'd beat. Haha, but seriously it's a nice car. Too bad you'll only find them used now since they aren't being prouduced anymore. Definitely better than those silly ol' Hondas, right G$?

~TM-1

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Prophets of Rage (another TM-1 bf)


bf= bitch fit

Grrr! I'm upset right now for various reasons. They say letting out your steam will cool you off? Well here are a couple of reasons I'm upset right now:

  1. Target, my place of employment has reduced me to a mere 22-28 hours a week.
  2. My car is still broken. My pops insists that he can get a mechanic (who has yet to show) to fix it for cheap but I'm tired of bumming rides.
  3. Video games. I love them to death, but some games are so damn cheap. Like the difficulty is ridiculous. Oh and the little gay tricks people learn in games to do cheap tactics just kills me, literally. Well in the game at least...
Alright, that's really it. Not too much, but it's still something. However I should be grateful because I'm alive, have a roof over my head and great family and friends to keep me going!!! See, I already feel a bit better. Hopefully in a couple of minutes I'll be looking like this...


Well, minus the blonde hair and the blue eyes. Oh and definitely minus the woman's [censored].

~TM-1

Ooh Baby, You Want Me?!




Remember back on Feb 13th I posted a blog about my Top 5 albums? Well this is the second part of it...actually it's another half. I'll post the number 1 album at a later time. This was N*E*R*D's debut album that they beautifully hand crafted back in 2001. One of The Neptunes best productions in my opinion, but they really wanted to play their own instruments. Since they had no time to learn before the album was release, they got together with a band named Spymob and re-released the album in 2002 using live instruments. This is what lead to their sophomore album Fly or Die and third album Seeing Sounds to be recorded using live instruments. My favorite tracks are: Brain, Provider, Truth or Dare, Am I High and Bobby James. No skippable tracks, lyrics are simple but yet extremely catchy. Certain songs like Provider however tell a great story and songs like Lapdance and Rockstar just get you in the zone.

~TM-1

Monday, February 23, 2009

The Most Important Meal Of The Day


For the first time in AEONS. No, for the first time in many MOONS and many SUNS. Wait, for the first time in nearly a half year. I mean, okay I think you understand how long it has been, right? Okay, now to the importance of this post. This morning was the first time in a long time I actually ate a bowl of cereal for breakfest! Now the only time I eat breakfast is usually on Sunday since I wake up @ 315AM to go to work. But any of the other six you'll catch me having my first meal near noon which isn't good. So today I just decided to fix me a quick bowl of Frosted Flakes and after it digested I felt stronger than usual. Like the flakes were equivalent to a leaf of Popeye's spinach. Well I know now I will try to eat breakfast at least every OTHER day.

~TM-1

Fanfiction.net Story Roll Call

The following blog post will inform you guys on exactly which stories I've completed, which stories are active and currently being worked on and which ones have been discontinued. All sixteen of my stories can be access via this URL:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/514354/TRIGGER_MIKE_THE_GREAT

Now here's the roll call of my works...

Completed!

The Life and Times of Wuncler High School - a Boondocks fanfic

Welcome to Ed Wuncler Memorial High School. The most corrupt school in the midwest. Huey, Jazmine, Caesar and Cindy have finally made it to the final frontier. Will they be able to survive one more year?
^
^
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One of my best stories...it has over 150+ reviews. I loved the plot so much I had to make a sequel.



The Coolest - a Boondocks fanfic
What happens when Riley chases The Cool? Find out in this oneshot story based off of Lupe Fiasco's song entitled 'The Coolest'



Ballin': The Battle For Meadowlark Lemon Park - a Boondocks fanfic
Riley and Cindy have versed each other two-hundred and two times and they were even on victories. It's time to settle their differences. How? By playing a friendly game of HORSE, of course. However this isn't no normal game because Jazmine, Huey and Caesar are playing too!



The Return Of The Killer Kung Fu Wolf Bitch - a Boondocks fanfic

Three weeks after Luna's untimely death, Huey ponders if Luna is really dead. Huey, Riley and Jazmine are in for the fight of their life as they battle Luna, Nicole and fifteen wolves!



Provider - a Boondocks fanfic

When times are rough for Riley, how will he be able to provide for his five month pregnant girlfriend and their future daughter? Based off of the song, Provider by N*E*R*D.

Active:

Chapter 16 of The Life and Times of Wuncler High School II: A Woodcrest Summer entitled Red Dot Special (30% done)
Chapter 7 of And She Gets Discouraged Dial L for Love (in brainstorm mode)
Chapter 4 of The Legend Of The Jurai Infinity Stone entitled No Need For Invasion (5% done)


Discontinued:

No Need For Sports - a Tenchi Muyo! fanfic
Let's Nab Cindy! - a Boondocks fanfic

Deceased (R.I.P):
Beef- a Boondocks fanfic
Super Smash Sports- a Super Smash Bros fanfic (super old)
The True Champ: Screwed and Chopped LP - a Super Smash Bros fanfic (prehistoric)
SSX Tricked Out! - a SSX Tricky fanfic
SSX Tricky Muyo!: Showdown @ The Tokyo Megaplex - a SSX Tricky/Tenchi Muyo crossover fanfic

As of right now you can see I'm only focus on the actives, the discontinued stuff are still alive but the likelihood of revival is low. So fanfiction loyalists, now you know. Oh and blog followers, visitors of this blogs or just anyone who has yet to read my stories, go ahead a take a skinny dip into my imagination.

~TM-1

P.S.- This blog was motivated by Sitaru, good lookin!

Sunday, February 22, 2009

I ♥ Dunks!


One of the many reasons to love Nike SB Dunks...

^_^

~TM-1

Flashing Lights!

Circa Tokyo Nights Custom Tee

DOPE!

It's currently on a back-order though, so it doesn't ship until the 28th of this month. Next Sunday my debit will be locked and loaded to purchase this beauty of a t-shirt.

~TM-1

Friday, February 20, 2009

A Picture Of My Brain


For some reason this picture kinda represents my brain. The left side (Mihoshi) is my lazy side, the I don't give a...side. Meanwhile on the right side (Kiyone), that's the be all I can be side. Now whenever I'm at school, the right side definitely outshines the left. Now when I'm at TARGET, especially on a slow night, which is pretty much Monday through Thursday...then I'm definitely the left. However Friday-Sunday, my inner-Kiyone comes out and I give it my all to satsify. It's just in my blood. In conclusion, this picture from Tenchi Universe displays my brain perfectly.

~TM-1

P.S.- The food Mihoshi is ordering looks delightful.

Holy Moly! SMFH!!!




Finally a legit picture of Rihanna has been leaked...this is horrible. A lot worse than that photoshopped picture...now all official respect points for Chris Brown have been flushed down the toilet. CB don't be afraid of the LAPD, be afraid of Jay-Z.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/20/rihanna-photo-face-beating/

~TM-1

TM-1 Vents Part II


Once again I find myself sitting on a fence that is in between the land of TARGET and the land of UNEMPLOYED and I'm leaning towards the wrong side. I'm really just fed up with the MANAGEMENT at my so called day job. I swear every time it seems like things are getting better, they hit a 360 and become worse. I could rant all day about what's wrong with that place but instead I'll talk about two important things. The number one reason I'm upset is because the managers are considering replacing TRIGGER MIKE THE GREAT with someone since the guest survey scores suck so badly back there. Is it my fault? HELL NO! I've been told by 99.9% of my guest that I'm really helpful and I give GREAT guest service. So why would we have bad scores? It's simple...we have low quantity on big quality items. Now when the guest come in and want to purchase the goods and we don't have it...they get upset, go on the computer, take the survey and say we're doing a bad job. Haters will be haters, I guess. The other thing ticking me off is how one week they give me like six shifts in a row, then the next week I barely get three days. I seriously don't like bein toyed around like that, but when I let my voice be heard, I'm told I'm not being a team player...damn this recession! Hopefully I can land another job before I explode!

~TM-1

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Here's A Equation




10 followers = x of comments

x= ?

I've been stuck on this math problem for a while now, just wondering. X always seems to equal between 1-4 which is cool, but still doesn't exactly add up, feel me?

~TM-1

And He Gets The Game...




Wow and just like that the tables have turned and I'm about to go to Beaufort or possibly my hellhole (TARGET) and claim my baby. Thanks to a good friend of mine who is offering me a ride out there. Hopefully this game is not overrated like some people online were saying. I'm a huge SF fan and now that they have a brand new game out after a twelve year hiatus, I'm more than ready to whoop some ass with Sagat and Cammy White. Will this be my happy ending? Stay tuned...

~TM-1

Someday This'll Be Over...




Oh my goodness, I'm really pissed right now! I just got home from TCL Techinial College of the Lowcountry) I now find myself carless since my dad isn't home and my POS car is still offline. So I'm mad because I'm alone? Nah, I'm a rider but I mean I'm stranded right now. Street Fighter IV came out yesterday but is very limited around these parts. For some odd reason CAPCOM decided to get rid of their STREET DATE for the game, so now every retailer will get it and sell it when they please which is JACKED UP. After doing massive research and making phone calls I finally found a location of who actually has the game in-stock. Of course, this would be in another city that's about 15 miles away from where I reside. Grrr...

~TM-1

Monday, February 16, 2009

With 571 plays...


"I sell fertilizer, I don't give a shit!" ~Charles Hamilton



I think it's about time for me to realize that Charles Ailey Hamilton Jr. is one of my favorite rappers ,at the time. The man is constantly interacting with his fans via blog, making mixtapes out of the ass and will be dropping a retail album sometime this year. He's pretty much on top of the world, his own little pink world.


~TM-1

One Of The Many Reasons The Western All-Stars Won...



Shaq + Jabbawockeez = co-MVP

~TM-1

My Brain Is Alive



Sick album art (gotta love the Krang cameo), looks like this was the surprise that Charles Hamilton had in mind for his 1oooth blog post on Empty Capsules/Fatal Placebos: The Charles Hamilton Blog. Will definitely give this a listen tomorrow.

:)

Good night, world...hello dreams/nightmares!

~TM-1

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Samuel L. Jackson + a black ninja= NINJA NINJA


This is possibly one of my favorite anime characters of all-time. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm please to introduce to you, Ninja Ninja. He's from the anime known as Afro Samurai. This is a unique character because he isn't real, he is actually Afro Samurai's inner emotions such as: anger, happiness, sorrow, etc etc. Since Afro can't control his emotions, he only sees Ninja Ninja who is the total opposition of himself. Oh and did I mention he is voice by Samuel L. Jackson? Here are some of my favorite NINJA NINJA quotes...

"Mount that asshole! Wait, that came out wrong..."

"If every woman I stuck my dick into died, I would put that shit on my resume."

"She puts both the asses in assassin!"

"What? I can read. It's called education bitch!"

"Is that a mother fuckin' RPG?! You got a mother fuckin' RPG?! An RPG in a mother fuckin' back pack?!"

~TM-1

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Provider snippet


Tiny rays of sunlight clashed through the ancient blinds that covered the lone window of the room. Light feminine snores filled the atmosphere accompanied by loud masculine snores. This scene was all too familiar to a now twenty-one year old, Riley Freeman. His orbs slowly opened as he peered to his right to see his lover, his baby, his everything but most importantly mother of his future daughter, Sunshine Jones. A small smile crept across his rough face as he stroked a strand of loose hair from Sunshine’s forehead and tucked behind her ear. Admiring the silky red nightgown his girlfriend had on made him realize that his attire was very familiar. Too familiar since it was the same clothes he had on the previous night.

“Damn, must have fell asleep as soon as I got in.” the younger Freeman brother mumbled as he sat up to the foot of the queen size bed.

Once he gained enough energy in his body, Riley hopped up and walked over towards the bathroom. Glancing at himself in the mirror he realized that over the last couple of months he’s really been letting himself go. Once known for his thuggish charm and cute looks, now Riley was known for his bummy attire and poor grooming. The shirt he currently was wearing was a 3XL black tee but it looked faded and he had holy faded blue jeans. His braids were nappy, he had a rough looking goatee and heavy bags continuously became visible on his face.

“Man, I need some money!” he yelled to himself in the mirror. “I couldn’t even win no money at that MADDEN tourney last night. I actually lost about fifty bucks…”

Riley sighed and pulled out his cell phone and began to dial an all too familiar phone number. Taking a deep breath, he placed the phone to his ear and listened to it ring about two times before a voice answered.

“Hello?” the voice yawned.

“Huey, I need some money.” Riley said blankly.

“No.” Huey said in a cold tone. “After all that shit you talked back in the day about being a thug, a hustler, a gangsta and now you need something? Is that lifestyle not accommodating your economical needs? I’m not like Granddad, I will not spoil you. You’re going to have to learn your lessons the hard way.”

“Who is that on the phone, honey?” a voice yelled from Huey’s background.

“It’s Riley.” Huey answered his high school sweetheart, Jazmine Dubois. She nodded when she heard the answer and snuggled her head back into her pillow as the two brothers continued to talk on the phone.

“Please Huey, I didn’t think shit would hit the fan this bad. I just remembered that our rent is due today and if I don’t cough up any paper, the landlord will kick us out.” Riley begged.

“Riley, it’s time to be a man. What if I was dead right now? What if I lived on the other side of the planet? Would you still be able to get money from me?” Huey asked. “My point is, you are considered an adult now. Lots of things in life are not just given to you, you gotta earn them. You made the horrible decision to drop out of high school.”

“Aye now, hold up nigga!” Riley interupted. “They kicked me out!”

“And why is that again?”

“For fightin’ Butch and nearly killin’ his ass from the fourth story window...” Riley moaned. “That was a highlight of my life, but at the same time also a big downfall.”

“Yep, the charges were so high and the BOE decided to ban you from all schools in Illnois.” Huey added.

“Aight Mr. Smart Ass Nigga, what do I do?” Riley’s voice became serious.

“Get off your lazy black ass and find a job!”

“Well last night I tried to win a video game tournament, you know MADDEN-”

“Nigga, that’s not a job. I mean go find a place of employment so you can actually earn checks!” Huey practically screamed through the phone. “Your head is still empty I see…”

“Aye man, you ain’t had to yell all up in my ear…”

“It seems like that's the only way I can get to you sometimes, but I’m about to take a shower and get ready to for class. Jazmine has a class on the south campus, so we need to be heading out. I'll be over later and we can discuss some possible opportunities.”

“Ight, nigga.” Riley snapped his phone shut.

“Good morning, Riley.” Sunshine moaned from under the covers as Riley entered the bedroom.

“Sup baby.” He walked up and placed a kiss on her lips.

“Nothin’” Riley then sat down beside her. “Can you get yo mom to throw some cheddar our way?”

“You told me last week you was getting a job, didn’t you get one yet?” Sunshine sat up to Riley’s level. “We can’t keep borrowing money from my mom!”

“I’m tryin’ to get some money, some good money…” Riley said. “A normal job ain’t enough.”

“A normal job pays, playing video games and playing pick-up games at Meadowlark Lemon Park will not pay our rent!” Sunshine growled through gritted teeth.

“Oh and like yo ass is doin’ work!” Riley retorted.

“I’m five months pregnant with your daughter and I’m in school!”

“Aye Rayna is your daughter too, ain’t no need to say it like dat now…”

“You know what I mean, honey.” Sunshine rubbed her face against Riley’s. “Today, can you try to get a real job and I’ll talk Ms. Johansen into letting us pay the rent in a couple of days.”

“Ight.” Riley sat up and stepped into his all-white Reebok Classics. “Today feels like a good day.”

For the rest of the story, click here.

~TM-1

The Bond Between Man And His Zune...

NOW I FEEL BETTER CUZ I LET IT ALL OUT!

NOW I FEEL BETTER CUZ I LET IT ALL OUT!