Thursday, December 25, 2008

The TM-1 Christmas Blog Spectacular Part II

Well the 25th of December is going pretty good so far. I've pretty much just been diggin' into my roots and playing video games on XBOX LIVE. I'm also enjoying this awesome laptop my parents brought me. It's a ACER Aspire 5315! Right now, my stomach is cravin' two things: some eggnog (lol) and some HAM. I can smell it and...well you know. Oh and a huge apology to anyone from fanfiction.net reading this. I know I was suppose to post my double header today but...as previously stated in Part I, TARGET has totally pwn me. So...an update should be excepted around late January til early Feb. I promise, no take that back I pinky swear on it! Last but not least, I have to say even though I've pretty much been a busy beaver making my paperstacks touch the ceiling, I have been watching an awesome anime called 'KODOCHA'. To summarize it in a nutshell it is a show about a 6th grader named Sana Kurata, who also happened to be a huge TV star. By watching this show you get to follow the crazy antics she's lives through everyday. This show has everything you could possibly want. It has comedy, romance, drama, touching moments...I ain't gonna lie some of the scenes in this show have actually made me feel sad in the heart. But...it's good. I recommend it, especially if you LOVE or has a taste for anime. Here's the trailer for KODOCHA



KODOCHA fanfiction might be my new eye candy...^_^

~TM-1

The TM-1 Christmas Blog Spectacular Part I





Merry Christmas to everyone reading this! I haven't blogged in exactly two whole weeks. So what the heck could I have been doing for fourteen days without blogging? Working. Plain and simple. TARGET has definitely taken 40+ hours of my life away from me a week during these so called HAPPY HOLIDAYS. I say, so called because the guests I've serviced the last couple of days have been everything but JOLLY. Now I mean I would say for the most part a lot of them were kind, but really who the hell waits to the day before CHRISTMAS to buy ELECTRONICS for their loved one? I did all my shopping the first week of December, so I was set for success. Can't say the same for the lamebrains last night. Out of the last ten shifts I've worked since December 12th, I would definitely have to say the last three I've had were the worst. Wanna know why? I was scheduled to work in ELECTRONICS by myself. Which means I had to juggle between 2-5 guests at a time. Lucky for me, I have nice co-workers who had my back and assisted me. I was told by a guest that I'm a really good worker and I had a great attitude despise having like a billion guests yelling for my attention at the same time. Another dude actually gave me a $5 bill for helping him. Tis the season to be jolly...more blogs as the day progresses.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

btw...

Today is my 20th birthday for all you lame-brains that forget, or haven't wished me a happy one yet!

CHEESEBURGER, FRENCH FRIES! YOU'RE THE ONES I DESPISE!!!

Brooklyn Girls



He even got Lacey Duvalle in the video, I wonder what she smells like...

^_^

Monday, December 8, 2008

I'm The Worst...

For the second time within a year I have sabatoged yet another LG Rumor phone. Ugh...I'm so pissed right now! This time it wasn't even fully my fault. I got up out of my car and the phone slipped out of its protective case. That doesn't sound bad right? Well how about I was right next to a storm drain...yeah you do the rest.



I think I am the Afro-American version of Seina Yamada. (kid in the video)

So as of now I can't recieve any calls but if you really need to talk to me, e-mail at citybot8@yahoo.com or hit me up on Myspace to find out my home phone number. What I will most likely do is just buy a new cheap ass phone. It's apparent I don't deserve a fancy phone the way I've been treatin' em as of late.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

SHADALOO for CHRISTMAS!

FRONT


BACK

Friday, December 5, 2008

OH SNAP!



But then I read the caption at the bottom and felt kinda dumb. *click on the pic to get full size* Still fail-worthy material if I do say so myself.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

ElectroRock v4: FFFF

Turbo's newest mixtape hot from the SCRAMBLIN' oven... (pause)






http://www. sendspace. com/file/bnus7w

This is definitely a mixtape you should download if you need a fresh breath of air from the mainstream music industry.

GOOD YET BAD NEWS...(in regard to my loyalists on fanfiction.net)

So which one do you guys want first? Well I guess I will tell you the good news first...All 3 of my major stories are being worked on at the same time. I'm looking right now at a possible 12/25 release date for all three stories. That's mean on X-MAS you'll get Chapter 3 of The Legend Of The Jurai Infinity Stone, Chapter 16 of The Life and Times of Wuncler High School 2 and Chapter 7 of And She Gets Discouraged. The bad news is...I'm really pressed on time due to school and work. However I get out for winter break next week on the 10th, so my fanfiction game should improve big time. So to all my readers stay tuned for a major update on Christmas Day!

~TM-1

P.S.- Release date is subjected to change if necessary.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Everytime I See This...

I really wish it was just a joke...

Monday, December 1, 2008

Top 5 Worst Dunks In NBA History...



The number one worst dunk is just a big WTF? Why would someone do such a thing in a DUNK CONTEST? It was pretty though, if it had been a LAY-UP contest!

Friday, November 28, 2008

You've unlocked Post #100!




Congratulations, this post was made possible because of YOU. Enjoy!




Yes that is a giant blob of poo singing, but you've gotta admit it's damn catchy. This concludes Post #100, more serious blogging to be continued...

Thursday, November 27, 2008

GOBBLE GOBBLE!

First and foremost you know I have to start blog post #99 by saying...HAPPY THANKSGIVING to everyone! This is my second favorite holiday besides CHRISTMAS. The reason I'm so fond of this holiday is not because of the good food, not because I don't have to work, it is because I get to use this day as a mirror. I can look into this mirror and see what I am thankful for. Right off the bat I can tell you I am thankful for waking up this morning in a bed. We've got to remember that not everyone is forunate as the next person. So we can't take anything we are given as a joke. Just some food for thought. But lemme tell you the bulk of the things I am thankful for:

God- The reason I am breathing this fresh oxygen right now.

Family- Without them I'd have no guidance, I would just be a meteor flying out in space.

Girlfriend- Broudicca, you mean so much to me and you don't even know it. I don't know how many times I would have been down and out without you, baby. I love you and I'm forever grateful to have you as my other half.

Friends- Without you guys I'd be bored to death. I wouldn't have anyone to socialize with about certain things, ya know like the stuff you don't want to talk to other people about. Friends, you can always depend on them and I'm thankful especially for the following friends (Brandon, Pawel, Sharif, Terry, Gerald, Xavier and Vanessa)

Fans- Okay so people may laugh at this one, but fans are cool. I have a mini-fan base on fanfiction.net and that's simply amazing. Since I do plan on being an author of some sort someday it is great to know at the age of nineteen, I already have readers in different countries peeping my material. I LOVE MY FANS!

And those are the main things I am thankful for. Thanks for reading, enjoy ya TURKEY DAY! Also when you are praying before you eat your dinner tonight, pray for Sean Taylor. His untimely death occured on this date last year. Post #100 is coming and it's gonna be EPIC! Or maybe EPIC fail...only time will tell.

~TM-1

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Random Footage aka Post #98

Two Brand New Games Courtesy of TARGET


My inner gamer has been released once again. Within in the last couple of days thanks to my good deeds at TARGET. Oh and by good deeds, I mean suckering, excuse my english, I seriously mean getting our guests to apply for the TARGET VISA (Target Credit Card). Now you might be asking, well why in the world does that benefit a TARGET slave like myself? Simple. We get to draw from a random prize box. Inside of it there are tons of cool prizes and then some lame ones. I actually heard one time a co-worker drew out of the box and recieve 'A FREE HUG FROM AN LOD' (Leader on Duty). The only FREE thing they'd get from me is a DROPKICK! Anyway, back to the orignal point of this post. Using all the giftcard money I earned from getting people to apply earned me a copy of BANJO-KAZOOIE: Nuts and Bolts. Good game so far and its getting me quick gamerpoints. However today, I drew something fantastic. A free $19.99 game. We have some great games for that low price and I was stuck in between picking two wonderful games. Rainbow Six Vegas or Ghost Recon Advance Warfighter 2. In the end, I simply chose G.R.A.W. 2 because I never payed it and it sounds cool that in 2014 there will be a war between the US and Mexico. Well that's my blog post for the evening, might have enough to disturb one more before the night is over. Until then...





~TM-1

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

I'll take those three dots back...

The camera is 100% fine. I guess the set of batteries I put in originally were not charged enough. That drop was cruical though, but thanks to my carpet I think that saved it from going to pieces. And now here's the picture of Dr. Bullseyes...



Just in case you are wondering about the books in the background they are all pretty much either mangas or comic books. Well except for those black books at the top, those are dictionaries, thesauruses, computer manuals, atlases, etc.

~TM-1

...

Wow, I was just about to take a picture of the Bullseyes I won last night and I fumbled my camera like Randel El (no G$!) and now I think it is broken. Well, I got my reciept and I did need some fast money...hehe.

YOUR FAIL BROUGHT TO YOU BY SNICKERS! (inside joke)

~TM-1

Best Close Ever...

Would I sound crazy if I said I actually had fun at work last night? Call the asylum because I had a great time last night closing. Now usually closing is the worst shift available at TARGET, but yesterday we were blessed with good leadership, pure dedication and little to no guest traffic. Also, I got a $15 Target giftcard for getting a guest (actually a co-worker of mine) to apply for a Target Visa Credit Card, we were rewarded a free TARGET t-shirt for making the story look fantastic and I got a Bullseyes (Target mascot) doll dressed up as a doctor. I'm getting closer to blog post #100...that one will be EPIC.

~TM-1

Monday, November 17, 2008

A Quote By MJ...(not Michael Jackson)



"If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them; everybody
has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall,
don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or
work around it. " ~Michael Jordan

I definitely let this replay through my brain as I'm working, digging my nose in the textbooks and having problems with friends, family and my lover, Broudicca.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

I Got Mad Bills


I'm definitely getting this shirt sometime this week.

The Bond Between Man And His Zune...

NOW I FEEL BETTER CUZ I LET IT ALL OUT!

NOW I FEEL BETTER CUZ I LET IT ALL OUT!