Gorillaz

Yesterday I was driving and was bored of listening to my traditional rap and hip hop CDs. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks, why not listen to Gorillaz? So I popped that in was instantly teleported to a parallel universe with the Gorillaz, crazy eh? I really wish that 2D, Noodle, Russel and Murdoc were real people. They seem extremely chill...and weird. Just like me! Here are some of my favorite videos by them.

Game of Death


Jump The Gut


Then there is of course, the music videos. They make some of the most innovate, original, unique, beautiful and any other interesting adjective to describe the breath of fresh air this UK-based band brings to the world. Too bad it won't let me embed them so...just go on Youtube and look up the following:

Clint Eastwood
19-2000
Tomorrow Comes Today
Rock The House
Feel Good Inc
Dirty Harry
Dare

Hopefully they'll be making another album, it has already been a good four years since Demon Days and no new material. However, Noodle apparently died in the last music video they made so I dunno how it'll even work. But remember kids...

"Nothing is impossible, only improbable!" ~Luigi, Super Mario Bros Movie.

~TM-1

No One's Perfect

Don't you just hate the kind of people who just insist they are the perfect specimen? Like they can't make no mistakes, but yet they can spot you on every little incorrect thing about yourself and actions? We've got this new team member at work and he just insists he's perfect. Though, he doesn't say it...the saying goes "Actions speak louder than words." The first time I noticed this was one time I needed his help to clean up a spill in the middle of the aisle. At TARGET, we use this powdery white stuff (not cocaine) called absorbent to clean up liquid spills. So we're talking about millions of small particles are flying around the stuff and then I say "I'm not gonna be able to get all of this up." And then says "Why not?" The tone of his voice was SO serious. Feeling baffled, I just left him to finish cleaning it up. Then the next incident made me decide that this dude indeed thinks he's FLAWLESS. Here I am on my fifteen minute break, minding my own and ol' Mr. Perfect comes into the room and starts naming all the facilies right off the bat. Then the LOD (Leader on duty) at the time and brought us some chips and dip, so she was helping herself to some. Meanwhile he goes into the fridge and grabs some a yogurt and banana. As he was just about to sit down and start eating, he notices the French Onion Dip and immediately grabs it to read the nutrition facts. After reading it, he then noticed I was eating some Combos, and he tells me..."You know you're skinny now, but in about twenty years that's gonna catch up to you, trust me." So here I am thinking to myself, 'Did I ask this mother-excuse my language to give me some health lessons?' It's bad enough he points out every flaw while working, but don't bring that to me while I'm my break, real deal. Well that's my blog post for the week, probably. Nah, that GOW2 term book, part 2 is coming really soon.



~TM-1